RoastMyBiz

Every business thinks their website is fine. Most are wrong. RoastMyBiz analyzes any business website and delivers a brutally honest, funny report card graded A to F across 6 categories: - First Impression - Trust Signals - SEO and Discoverability - Customer Experience - AI and Tech Readiness - Competitive Position Unlike boring audit tools — RoastMyBiz gives specific, savage, accurate feedback that's actually shareable. Every roast includes the most savage line about your business as a quotable tagline. USE CASES: Use Case 1: Business Owner Website Audit -- A business owner enters their website URL and gets an instant honest report card showing exactly what is wrong with their site across 6 categories — no consultant needed. Use Case 2: Competitor Analysis -- A founder enters their competitor's website URL to see how it scores versus their own — identifying gaps and advantages instantly. Use Case 3: Website Improvement Tracking -- A marketer roasts their website, fixes the top problems, then re-roasts after 7 days to see if the score actually improved. FEATURES: Feature 1: AI Report Card -- Grades any business website A to F across 6 categories with specific roast lines referencing actual content from the site. Feature 2: One-Click Sharing -- Every roast generates a pre-written shareable tweet with the most savage line and grade automatically. Feature 3: Competitor Comparison -- Pro users can enter two URLs side by side and get a category by category comparison showing who wins and who loses. Feature 4: Score Tracking -- Re-roast your website after making improvements to track your score change over time with a before and after comparison report. Free to try. No signup needed. Just enter your URL and get roasted.