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You can now generate one card and mail it to multiple people at once. Same card, different mailboxes, volume pricing. How it works: 1. Generate your card (greeting, travel postcard, or invitation) 2. Choose "Send to Multiple" instead of single mailing 3. Add your recipients — name + address for each 4. Pay once, we print and mail them all via USPS Volume pricing kicks in immediately: - 2-10 recipients: $3.50 each - 11-25: $3.00 each - 26-50: $2.50 each - 51-100: $2.00 each - 100+: $1.50 each Track every delivery individually from your dashboard — see exactly who got theirs and who's still in transit. Perfect for: - 🎂 Birthday party invitations - 💒 Wedding announcements - 🎄 Holiday cards (but unhinged) - 📝 Divorce announcements (to everyone at once) - 🫠 Mass existential crises One card. Many victims. Volume discounts.

New on SlopDrop: Travel Postcards & Invitation Cards are here You asked for more ways to ruin someone's mailbox. We delivered. Travel Postcards — Pick a place (or type any place), and our AI generates a postcard that looks like it came from the worst souvenir shop on earth. Paris, but the Eiffel Tower is melting. NYC, but underwater. "Wish you were here" energy, but with a wink. Choose from templates like "Tourist Trap" and "Wish You Weren't Here" and dial the slop meter from "Gift Shop Legit" to "Wild But Still About The Place." Invitation Cards — Generate once, send to everyone. Birthday parties, bachelorettes, divorce parties, murder mystery nights — pick your event, fill in the details, and let the AI write an intro that ranges from "You're invited!" to "The prophecy has been fulfilled and you have been SUMMONED." Your date, time, and location get printed cleanly on the back. The front is where the chaos lives. Both modes use the same guided 3-step flow: pick your card type, customize, generate. Same slop quality dial. Same advanced tuning. Same $4 to put it in someone's actual mailbox. Multi-recipient sending is coming soon — generate one card, send it to your whole list with volume pricing. Stay tuned. Make something regrettable at slopdrop.net

We just added 16 new occasions to SlopDrop! 🎉 🐣 Easter 🏳️‍🌈 Pride ☀️ Summer ✈️ Travel ❤️ Love 🎉 Congrats 🙏 Thanks 😢 Sorry 🤗 Miss You 🦃 Thanksgiving 🪔 Diwali 💀 Day of Dead 🐉 Lunar NY 🫠 Existential 🚀 Quitting ... and more Whether you're celebrating, apologizing, or just having an existential crisis — there's a slop for that. 📬

Just dropped, a sloppy secret mini game! See if you can find it, the hint is we made it with notepad.exe. Beat my high score and I’ll give you a bunch of free credits 📬💌📮

Now you can take any postcard and ANIMATE IT! Take that chaotic scene and see what madness comes from making it come alive. Here's an example: https://www.slopdrop.net/slop/76ee2a93-0206-41ed-9bea-4bf83c70baba

Now you can customize both the text in the postcard AND give instructions to the Slop Engine. See what kind of chaos it can create!